Appointment Post

[personafalsify]

Appointment Post for Replica Riku.

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[personafalsify]

Well, sure, but it's probably mostly eggs.

[ Sip. ]

... I don't really recognize that taste.

[distressedude]

It is a good taste, at least?

[personafalsify]

... I'm not really sure.

[ Sip. Siiip.

Oh hey, his fries are here too. Nom. Sip. ]

[distressedude]

Then why are you drinking it? [With a giggle. Ion, u so girly.]

[personafalsify]

Hey, you're the one who asked. I'm trying to figure it out.

[distressedude]

But I'm not the one who told you to order it.

[personafalsify]

... No, that was the stupid elf.

[distressedude]

Your elf asked you to drink eggnog too?

[The "too" part here is clearly important.]

[personafalsify]

Yeah. [ Uh. ] Wait, did you have some today?

[distressedude]

That's right! [Smiiile.] I had it for the first time today. Though I had to drink two cartons of it before my elf said it was okay...


[/O B L I V I O U S.]

[personafalsify]

...

[ EXCUSE KOHAN HE WILL JUST STARE AT HIS NEARLY-EMPTY GLASS RIGHT NOW. ]

[distressedude]

...

Is something wrong?

[personafalsify]

Were you acting strange before you had some to drink...?

[distressedude]

If I was, no one said anything. But you're the first person I've talked to after drinking it.

[personafalsify]

[ . . . ]

I think the elf is not getting what he wants today.

[distressedude]

What are you talking about, Kohan?

[CLUE HIM IN, BRO.]

[personafalsify]

I think there's... something in this drink.

[ Like alcohol. ]

[distressedude]

Something...?

[personafalsify]

[ Yes, something. ]

Ion, I think you're drunk.

1/ idk hold plz

[distressedude]

Drunk?

[distressedude]

That's ridiculous, Kohan. I can't be drunk, I've never had any--

[distressedude]

[Wait a minute.]

[The dots are starting to connect here.]

[distressedude]

[Dear Lorelei, the eggnog.]

/END

[distressedude]

You're right!

[He says, resting both hands on the table now leaning up on them... and then swaying a bit and falling back down into his chair.]

No wonder you thought I was acting weird. I am weird! [...] A-Acting weird, that is.

[personafalsify]

Let's... get you home. You should probably sleep this off. And... I should too. I don't know how strong my drink was, either.

[ He's already starting to feel a little... fuzzy. ]